CARNAGE HOUSE

Splatterpunk & Extreme Horror Fiction

—this is your trigger warning.


ABOUT CARNAGE HOUSE


Carnage House is a free online fiction web-zine, publishing the best splatterpunk, extreme horror, gore smut, and transgressive horror short stories —since 2023.


Founded by editors Josh Darling and Jacque Day, Carnage House exists to give a platform to the raw, the visceral, and the unapologetically extreme. No reviews. No ads. No AI-generated content. No bullshit. Just fiction that weeps guts — every story hand-selected by our editorial team for maximum impact.

FEATURED STORIES


FROM THE LATEST ISSUE

Gong Sau

author Alexander Hay

by Alexander Hay

A fighting style that really is too deadly for the streets.

BLOOD SPEWED OUT of my master’s mouth as the tramp smashed a dirty foot into his jaw. Master fell to the ground, hard, with a nasty crunch. The horrible mauve bruise spread across his face, coated in the filth from the kick that nearly killed him.

He somehow managed to haul his broken body to its feet. Drenched wit



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The Living Ouija Board

author Nora B. Peevy

by Nora B. Peevy

Don’t ever steal from your coven or you just might end up giving more than you ever imagined possible as penance.

THE WITCH HAD no muscle left on her bones, and her skin hung in crepey ribbons from the underarms of her black sundress. The High Priestess smelled like sage and musky dragon’s blood—if you got close to her, which Melinda didn’t want to be.

“Do you have anything to say for yourself before I exact your punish



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Always Cook Your Nuts

author B Muraca

by B Muraca

When you’re in someone’s house you’ve never been to, don’t try their snacks. You can’t trust strangers.

SALLY AND HER FRIENDS were stranded on the road next to the woods. She was with Tara, Bobby, and Clyde. Since twilight, they had gotten caught in traffic on the highway before hitting the exit. A one-hour trip turned into three.

“I’m telling you guys that’s not going to work,” Tara said. She watched as the gu



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The Death of a Fisting Grease Fakir

author Zoltán Komor

by Zoltán Komor

When Dad keeps it greasy...

I WAS NEVER PARTICULARLY proud of the fact that my father, whenever he could, wallowed in silicone-based lubricant scraped out of other people’s asses. My mother probably wasn’t proud either—that’s why she left him. Of course, she left me behind as well, while I was still an infant, before I had spoken my first word



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Clean

author Mr.LQ

by Mr.LQ

Only filth purifies.

PART ONE – BASEMENT GOSPEL

My body was trash before I had words for it. In our house, trash was holy. It fed the worm god long before I knew its name.

The first time I saw my grandfather smile, his mouth was full of my shit.



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The Passion of Lovers

author Tali Graves

by Tali Graves

Please, take me. Please, take it out.

AMELIA STOOD AT the bathroom doorframe, silently staring as Luna watched the rain pelt her bedroom window. The pale yellow of a streetlight leaked in. Luna always said there was something special about rain, the louder the better—the more it kept her mind from wandering into awful places.

Wrapped in her scarlet ba



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The Mirror Trap

author M.G. Phillips

by M.G. Phillips

In a world of illusions, the deadliest trap is the one reflecting your own worst sins.

THE HEAVY, RHYTHMIC TICKING of the hallway grandfather clock was the only sound in Elias’s immaculate, white-tiled bathroom. A sterile sanctuary, smelling of clove oil and high-grade antiseptic.

Elias stood before the mirror, his reflection blurred by a thin film of steam. He ran a tongue—smooth and unimpeded—



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Yums Yums

author Christopher Ridge

by Christopher Ridge

Sure is Yums Yums.

IT WASN’T EASY EATING a human head.

Bone crunching. Brain squishing. He managed though.

Of course, he didn’t start out with that level of skill. He had to work up to it.

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John Riley was born with a vicious appetite. From day one, his aptitude for consumpti



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Misophonia

author Lindsey Beth Goddard

by Lindsey Beth Goddard

When a roommate is so noisy, only death can silence him.

IT’S NOT ALL SOUNDS THAT trigger my anxiety. Some sounds relax me. Like the steady drip, drip, drip of the old man’s blood on the floor beside me. It comforts me, because it assures me his daily assault on my eardrums is finally over. Forever.

I don’t think I expected too much of t



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BOOKS AND MERCH


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The Best of Carnage House Year One

This is the Standard.

Each full moon, you turn into a fossilized Viking turd —how does your spouse react?

What if John Wick met the Sawyer family? How much of a slob do you have to be for the ghos

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9 Horror Stories: The Sequel

By Josh Darling

A Book so Good it Only Exists as a Sequel

9 Horror Stories: The Sequel is Josh Darling’s first short story collection. The works include a resignation letter to a mad scientist, a gory meeting between a priest and a mortician, an exposé of

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Absorbed by Excrement

By Michael Errol Swaim

When the boundary between life and art collapses, is anyone safe?

Joshua Meyers’s life has not been without struggles, but he finds solace in writing extreme horror—an endeavor that hasn’t made him wealthy, not exactly. But he and his family en

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Carnage House the T-Shirt!

The First, Last, and Only Fly Gear You'll Ever Need

Handmade silk-screened shirt made from durable 100% cotton and emblazed with the most beautiful of all birds: The Vulture. Impress your friends and family with your psychotic rage, i

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The Best of Carnage House Year Two

Josh Darling

It finally happened, we got our shit together and got out a "Best of" 3 months after the year ended, and not 6 --which is why 2 "best of" books dropped this year.

Here it is, "The Best of Carnage House Year Two," up on Amazon.


We Released Another Book

Josh Darling

Carnage House has released our first novella, "Absorbed by Excrement" by Michael Errol Swaim. This is our first release, and hopefully not the last, we'll be publishing that's not a collection. You can find it either on Amazon or Godless.com.

Our year 2 has officially ended, and we're looking to start assembling "The Best Carnage House Year Two" for a November release. Which also means, we are not looking for stories for "The Best of Carnage House Year Three," and we are open for submissions!

We are open for submissions. Go here for more information:

SUBMISSION! Our Submission Guidelines! or click "Navigation" in the menu and then "Submissions."


We are open for subs...

Josh Darling

We are open for submissions. Go here for more information: SUBMISSION! Our Submission Guidelines! or click "Navigation" in the menu and then "Submissions."


We are OPEN FOR SUBMISSIONS!!!

Josh Darling

We are open for submissions until May 1st, 2025. Go here for more information: Our Submission Guidelines! or click "Navigation" in the menu and then "Submissions."


Happy Holidays —The War on Xmas Rages On! Qapla!

Josh Darling

I don't like themed submission calls. The theme with Carnage House is "Entertaining Splatter/gore/extreme horror," so why throw another layer of complicated on top of that? Why say, "Write that and make it holiday-themed?" So, for funsies, the editorial staff wrote some Holiday Horror that you'll find in the mix. You'll know these pieces because they have a mistletoe illustration. We also did this so all the people who get rejection letters from us can say, "Yeah, the editors there suck as writers." And that is our real gift to you, and maybe kidney stones.

Happy whatever you celebrate.
—or don't.


Musings on Carnage House Year 1.

Josh Darling

Here's a concept for a magazine: Operate at a loss while publishing in a freak subgenre. Make the site fiction only. Come for the weird stuff, stay for the sex and carnography.

There will be no reviews of the new Disney Batman movie.

No interviews with Ryan Jackman.

No ugly ads.

Nothing to save the reader from the stories that weep guts.

Add to that a mathematical sense of equality. This is done with a randomized homepage. The stories we publish are great, and there is no way to order greatness.

Magically, it paid off. By "magically," I mean a ton of hard work and luck.

The experience of working with writers, making new friends, and learning so much about writing and the craft has been one of my best experiences.

I know I post soupy messages about how "I'm shocked at how well things are going." For a guy with so many failed projects, having a site with 49,000+ hits since January 1st leaves me dumbfounded. It's easy to say, "Hits are just a number," but it makes me happy knowing our stories are getting read.

A year ago, I struggled with putting Carnage House together. Then Jacque Day Pallone and a mysterious illustrator came on board and helped this along. Carnage House would not have been possible without them.

At the end of issue #3, Jacque and I asked a few writers to help us with Issue #4. Tim Tolbert, Holly Luanne Nicholls, and Michael Errol Swaim, I'm super appreciative of what you bring to the table.

For me, the most important part of our editorial meetings is the chance to thank all of you.

Issue #4 is special because we've made it a year. It's also special because we're publishing an issue with a handful of stories by award-winning name authors. It's shocking to me. I have never felt so lucky, and I am grateful.

Thank you, the editors, the writers, and the readers.

I can't say it enough: Thank you, thank you, thank you.

As one year ends, the next one begins. Issue #5 is open for submissions.

Get at it.

Thank you