The Best of Carnage House Year One
by Josh Darling and Jacque Day, Editors
The vultures delight in this collection of guts and madness.
Out now on Godless.com and in paperback on Amazon!!!
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Appetizer
by J.C. Maçek III
A lovesick suitor, desperate to bed his latest conquest, has a very unique, painful and self-defeating method of demonstrating his devotion to the object of his desire. Dinner guests don’t seem to be complaining about the delicacy he gives them a taste of.
CUTTING MY PENIS OFF has unquestionably been the most difficult thing I’ve ever had to do.
This is especially true because “cutting off” is the wrong term. She told me she wants thin slices, see? Slices so thin and delicate you can see light through them.
Let me tell you, that fucking hurts! Pure agony!
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Bath Salt Politician
by Benjamin Kardos
When the cult of personality, politics, and hard drugs collide, chaos ensues.
THE DEBATE WAS about to begin. Backstage Ronald snorted a long white line of crushed powder off the compact mirror in his hand. His bloated body shook as his nerves jolted to life, adrenaline shooting through his veins like flame across a gasoline trail. With two more deep snorts, the rough powder was gone. It burned his sinuses. Looking in the mir READ MORE...
The Best of Carnage House Year One
by Josh Darling and Jacque Day, Editors
The vultures delight in this collection of guts and madness.
Out now on Godless.com and in paperback on Amazon!!!
READ MORE...
Unclogging the Grinder
by Emma Rose Darcy
Best read while eating dinner. Spaghetti Bolognese, or chili con carne straight out of the can.
WITHOUT A DOUBT the part of my job I hate the most is unclogging the grinder. You have to climb all the way down the chute using a flimsy little ladder in your waders and rubber gloves, trying to grip two brooms in your armpit and you can’t see shit through your goggles because it’s so fucking humid in there. Panicked animals generate a lot of READ MORE...
Sounds Like a You Problem
by J. Rocky Colavito
Some dating profiles are weirder than most.
I REALLY WONDER ABOUT certain folks like the ones that act all judgy and offended in social media communities. I’m sure you’ve encountered them, especially in kink groups. Like it’s an issue that consenting adults enjoy cosplaying in animal mascot regalia, having wrestling matches, and ending up in cuddle puddles. Seeing your favorite Bull READ MORE...
The Grammy Chair
by Eddie Spohn
Even death can’t separate Grammy from her favorite chair.
MARJORIE PAUSED OUTSIDE her grandmother’s apartment, nose wrinkled in disgust. The smell of rotten meat and old garbage seeped out around the edges of the door and hovered like an invisible noxious cloud.
Clara’s slacking off, Marjorie thought. Clara, the home health aide, had parked her Acura in the driveway near Grammy’s old READ MORE...
This is Why I Gave 4 Stars to the Seller on Chinese eBay, Who Killed my Wife with Glitter Poop Pills
by Zoltán Komor
Glitter, poop and the meaning of life!
I WANT MY WIFE’S excrement to sparkle real girlishly, so I order some glitter poop pills from the net. As they say, the glitter poop pill is the new craze in Japan: Swallow one transparent gelatin capsule filled with glitter, and your stool will look like something that came from a fairy tale.
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Playing Possum
by D. L. Winchester
Not all possums are roadkill...
I HELD SARAH’S HAND as I drove through the mountains, playing with the ring I’d put on her finger the night before. It’d taken months to save up for it on my EMT salary, but I’d finally managed. We were on our way to surprise my parents with the news. Passing through an open valley, we rounded a curve, and Sarah squeezed my hand.
